Nirvana and the Wolves

Once upon a time, Dave Grohl (drummer from Nirvana) was walking along just outside of Nome, when a wolf appeared. His name was Johnny. Johnny liked rock music, and wanted to hear Nirvana play. He slowly approached Dave.

“hello. I am Johnny.” He said politely. “would you mind playing for me and my friends?” Johnny scared the crap out of Dave, so he ran off screaming. Johnny was sad.

When Johnny went home to tell his pack that he saw Dave Grohl, they all gasped in shock. They were all sad that they wouldn’t come and play for them. They all cried for days.

Three days later, another member from the pack saw Curt Kobain himself! Him and two other wolves ran over and asked him for autographs.

“Oh, and Mr. Kobain.” One asked, “could you play a few songs for our pack? We love your music!”

“Sure!” Curt replied. They all jumped for joy and ran to tell the rest of the pack. When they heard the news, they all fainted.

That evening, the band came to play. They played two songs, Come as You Are, and Smells Like Teen Spirit. As they played, the wolves held up signs, and jumped around. At one point, a rabbit jumped on the stage. One of the wolves was so hungry, he jumped up there and accidentally tackled Curt!

Curt shrieked, and Dave Grohl cried. When the wolf got off of Curt, he yelled angrily, “I’m never playing for you guys again!” he threw his guitar down and ran off of the stage. The other band members left too.

All of a sudden, Tre, from Green Day appeared. He jumped up on the stage and started juggling while on a unicycle. Everybody threw potatoes at him, and he fell. They all laughed, and he started crying. He ran off also.

Next, Billie Joe from Green Day came out. He picked up Curt’s guitar, and started playing, Holiday, and Good Riddance. Everybody clapped. Curt got jealous then ran up on stage and grabbed the guitar, and was playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; all the wolves were blown away by his amazing talent. One girl almost cried it was so beautiful.

Curt was so proud of his work, he became famous for being known as The Wolf Singer.

THE END