Chapter 1: Doors Suck

   Bargane had a sense of rage building up inside of him (like a giant building made of rage). Not sure how much longer he could take these shenanigans, he punched the door. But it remained shut... like a shut acorn. Bargane had been trying to enter the room for hours. But his lack of opposible thumbs were not making it easy. But little did he know, wolves are not meant to open doors.

   He then got very enraged and reached into the nearby utility closet.  Pulling out a roaring chainsaw. He started madly sawing the door. Of course, with no opposible thumbs, he lacked the ability to operate machinery. Finally he gave in and chucked the chainsaw through the cursed wooden monster before him.

   Sighing with relief, Bargane stepped through the small opening he had created. "How many times have I told you not to throw chainsaws through things, Bargane?!" Chermo stated, looking up from his morning paper. "Sorry...won't happen again." he replied. The dark haired wolf (who is Chermo) gradually got up and poured some Super Beefy Chicken Chunks into his Toy Story bowl.

   Just as things were getting settled down again, they heard an enourmous explosion! It gave Chermo such a fright, he dropped and shattered his toy story bowl. It just so happened this was his favorite piece of dining material, causing him to curse many times. Bargane rushed quickly, in a quick manner, fastly, at an enourmous pace, to the window. Their beloved...pink...trolley/moped had been destroyed!

    Nah, just kidding. It was actually their blue trolley/moped that had been killed in the explosion. Chermo ran out into the lush, green lawn and then onto the driveway. He fell to his (hairy and stinky) knees, sobbing. Bargane strolled out to watch his brother mourn the loss of his trolley/moped.

 As Chermo sobbed, Bargane rummaged through the ash. As he rummaged, he found a strange object. It was a red heart-shaped grenade. He noticed a label on the side of the grenade. It read the following words in this exact order: this grenade is indestructable. Please keep out of reach of elderly people and/or martians.

   Bargane tapped Chermo on the shoulder. He looked up from his tear soaked paws. After reading the label, the brother vowed to avenge his poor trolley/moped. Just then, Bargane decided he could really use an ice cream cone. He reached for the handle of his own trolley/moped which did not explode. He then realized it was impossible to open that too.

   He ripped the pink door off it's pink hinges and hurled it at the blimp that was passing by. The blimp burst into flames as debri started coming down. Out of everything that was coming down, the only thing that managed to hit Bargane was the very heavy door from the blimp. It squashed him... a lot. After sliding the door off of himself, he looked like an accordian.

   "Boy," Bargane muttered. "Doors suck!"

To be continued...