*Pointless Fic*

 

*Story takes place at Directors brown house in Ancorage. The caractors are Saba Jenna Balto Alue Kodi Director Jess Icecream man and Steele. Balto's lines right now are to fake fight Steele. *

Balto: *Mock growls* "Give in Steele!" 

Steele: "Never Balto hear me! Never!"

Balto: "Oh Yah, Get a load of this.!" *Pins Steele to the ground.*

Jenna: "Oh Man, that was so funny., Hey anyone help over here? I laughed so hard my makeup is running!"

Director: "Objection Jenna, This is a line run-over you do not need makeup!"

Jenna: "Objection Director! I think every girl should look her best for every thing!"

Director: *Sigh*

*Balto and Steele have finished fake fighting Steele has gotten the worst of the fight.*

Steele: *Sighs* "Balto,why do I have to be the bad guy?"

Saba: "Because you are the bad guy in the movie. Question answered?"

Steele: "Question answered." *Sigh*

Alue: "Mom! Help me with my new fur dazzling shammpo!"

Director: "Were did Alue get that?"

Dusty: "She bought it free at sherries pet products."

Director: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, we have to get going so hurry up!"

*Alue and Jenna walk into the room with Alue half bald and crying.*

Director: *gasp* 'Alue what happened?"

Everybody: "Yah? what?"

Alue:*sobbing* "I don't want to talk about it, I quit if anyone wants me I’ll be in the boiler room.”

Director: "Alue come back wwe need you!"         

 Steele: “I don’t think she’ll listen.”

*Balto knocks Steele out of chair that he is sitting in. Steele is knocked into a barrel and is brained. Saba rolls him out of the room. Director is desperate to get everything running so he makes a bargain.*

Director: *Shouts* “Everybody, Who wants Ice cream?”

Jess: “I do I do.”

Director: “Since when are you in the fanfic,*Looks at name card, hesitates and then says,* “Jess?”

Jess: “Since always.”

*Saba comes up to the Director, whispers something in his ear and backs away. Director turns to Jess.*

Director: “Jess, all of us may have Ice cream when we are done with the Line runover_” *Starts shouting* so get back into your place.!" 

Jess: “Yes Miss.”

Director: That is a Sir.”

Jess: Yes Mister Syrup.”

*Director ignors comment about Syrup but Saba is mad.*

Saba: YOU &*(#$% *Starts calling director names that I can’t repeat.* I told you to do the exact opposite thing I’m sick of here and I’m leaving.”

*Saba stomps out of the room.*

Director: “I will call roll-call” *Starts calling out names* “Balto,

Balto: “Present”

Director: “Jenna,”

Jenna: “Present" 

Director: “Kodi,”

 Kodi : “Present, but Saba Steele and Alue are absent. Can I have a bigger lines in this fanfic?”          

Director: “Request denied, Dusty?”

Dusty: “Present, but can I have more time to put on my makeup?”

Director: Request Denied, Jess.” *Director Sighs*

Jess: *Jess jumps up and down.* “Present”

Director: “anybody else.”

Ice Cream Man: “Yes”

Director: I didn’t mean you get back in your place.”

Ice Cream Man: “OK.”

*Director flips through Line cards and finds that Jess is sitting with Balto Jenna Kodi and Dusty. Director also finds out that Jess is holding up and reading a cell phone text message that was printed in a phone book. In short, Jess is reading from a phone book.*

Jess: “Hey Director, am I suppose to read from a phone book?”

Director: *Now Very Angry* “NO. Kodi, read your lines this part is suppose to be random.”

*Time Of Silence, Saba and Steele also return. Steele has recovered.* 

Kodi: LA LA LA COLLAGE BOOKS... PEEE PPEEEEE LALALALA.....I AM READING FROM A PHONE BOOK IN A SHOWER LALALA.

Kodi to Director: “There, was that random enough?”

Director: *Saracsticly* “ Yes.”

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Director: “Now we will read our lines, Kodi, you begin.”

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Kodi: “Refrigerators are talking over the world Get yours today.”

Jenna: “Save money on Apple ipods.”

Balto: “Eat at Pappa John’s pizza”

Steele: “Collage books are on sale now get yours today”

Dusty: “I can’t read mine, its in Polish”

Saba: “Neither can I its in Portugese.”

Director: “Saba, I think you can read a little portugese.?”

 *Saba shakes her head.*

Saba: “No.”

Jess: *Laughing his guts out,* “Oh Boy that was the funniest thing in a long time. The way that I switch those cards I gotta do that again.”

*Director is very very mad.*

Director: “How about taking a break?”

Everybody except director: “YAHHHH!!!”

 

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*Everybody walks down to a Cold Stone Creamery on the edge of Anchorage*

Ice Cream Man is the waiter: “What can I get you today?”

Director: “I think I’ll take a coffee ice cream in the largest size that you have with a fudge/coffee mixture on top, a carmal mixture and DON'T FORGET THE CHERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kodi: “I’ll take a Vanilla/Carmel ice cream mix with all the oreos you can fit on top.”

Dusty: “I’ll take a GIGANTIC vanilla cone dipped in chocolate.”

Jenna: “I’ll take a swirly chocolate/vanilla/oreo cookie cone.”

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