out of here!

 

SLIPPY: No, I’m not leaving.

FOX: Slip, the team needs you! All of us!

 

SLIPPY: [Starts bawling] Fox, you’re right, what am I doing?

 

FOX: That’s the spirit, Slip-o! Now let’s scram before……………….

 

[An armada of Borg Cubes and 680 Borg Spheres]

 

FOX: ………………Exactly that happens!

 

SLIPPY: We gotta leave now!

 

FOX: Thank you Mister Point-Out-The-Obvious!

 

SLIPPY: No probs fool.

 

FOX: WHAT did she fill your head with, man?!?

 

[Fox and Slippy jump into the waiting shuttlecraft]

 

FOX: Kaltag, get us out of here!

 

KALTAG: All right, HI-HO SILVER!!

 

[The shuttlecraft cruises through space]

 

KALTAG: Hey, check that.

 

[A Borg scout ship flies by]

 

FOX: Wait a minute.

 

[Looks in the scout ship’s window, he sees Krystal inside surrounded by Borg.

 

FOX: Krystal. Kaltag, try to hook this ship underneath that scout.

 

KALTAG: On it.

 

[Kaltag pulls the craft underneath and locks into the Borg vehicle]

 

KALTAG: Secured.

 

FOX: OK, I’m goin’ up.

 

KALTAG: Aye, aye Skipper.

 

FOX: Whatever. [Climbs up and blows a hole in the Borg craft]

 

BORG #3: What?

 

FOX: Hello, gents. I believe you left your lights on. Here, let me KNOCK ‘EM OUT FOR YA!!!

[Fox nails the Borg in the face, he shoots the three others.]

 

KRYSTAL: Fox, how did you know?

 

FOX: I guess my mind’s eye told me. Come on; let’s get off this creaking tub!

 

[Both land in the shuttle]

 

KALTAG: Checking in?

 

FOX: Nope, checkin’ out.

 

KALATAG: Right!

 

[The shuttle flies toward the Great Fox]

 

KRYSTAL: [Pulls Fox into a long kiss] My Hero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“EMPTY YOUR GUNS!”

 

[The shuttle arrives]

 

KALTAG: Ding, ding 3rd floor, mercs, guns, avain  psychos.

FALCO: HEY!!!!!

KALTAG: Just kiddin'

FOX: Come on, Krys [no response] Krys? KRYSTAL! Kaltag, they took Krystal!

 

KALTAG: What, AGAIN!

 

FOX: Yeah!

 

KALTAG: [Growls] Dang Borg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ALTIMUS: BRIDGE

 

HELM: Captain on the bridge!

 

KALTAG: Battle Stations!

 

CREW: SIR!

 

KALTAG: Where are they?

 

OFFICER: Sir, they disappeared.

 

KALTAG: How?!

 

OFFICER: They activated their warp drives and escaped.

 

KALTAG: Follow them!

 

[The Great Fox explodes]

 

KALTAG: Well Fox, your ship is toast, again.

 

OFFICER: Engaging warp drive at full power!  

FOX: Hang on boys!

 

[The Altimus rockets off]

 

TECH: Sir, we’ve found the Borg.

 

KALTAG: This is it, empty your guns! There's no turnin' back. Falco, tell the crew to go to battle stations!

 

FALCO: On it!

[The bridge's lights turn red as an alarm begins blaring]

[Fox looks like he’s on the verge of an emotional breakdown]

 

KALTAG: Don’t worry, Fox we’ll get her back.

 

[Def Leppard: Foolin’]

 

Lady Luck never smiles

So lend your love to me awhile

Do with me what you will

Break the spell, take your fill

On and on we rode the storm

The flame has died and the fire gone

Oh, this empty bed is a night alone

I realized that long ago

KALTAG: OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phasers fly between the Altimus and the Borg Cube, a series of explosions]

Is anybody out there? Anybody there?

Does anybody wonder, anybody care?

FOX: Launch all fighters, go, go, go!!!!!

Oh, I just gotta know

If you’re really there, if you really care

Cause baby I’m not

F-F-F-Foolin’ ah, F-F-F-Foolin’

F-F-F-Foolin’ah, F-F-F-Foolin’

Won’t you stay with me awhile?

FOX [thinking]: Hang on, Krys. Help’s on the way.

 

KRYSTAL: I believe in you, Fox. I love you. 

FOX: [thinking] I know. 

Close your eyes, don’t run and hide

Easy love is no easy ride

Just waking up from what we had

Could stop good love from goin’ bad

[Fox, Falco, and Slippy shoot down a large amount of Borg]

KRYSTAL: Fox, in here!!!!!

FOX: COME ON!! [Crashes through the door]

KRYSTAL: Fox

FOX: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.

FALCO: LET’S GO!!!

SLIPPY: COME ON! 

HELM: Sir, we can't take much more of this!

KALTAG: Then we go down fighting!

[A Borg sphere is destroyed]

PEPPY: Hello, General Peppy Hare at your service.

[The foursome gets in the fighters and barely avoids an explosion]

FOX: Kaltag, she’s off the ship, SCRAP ‘EM!!!!!!!!!

KALTAG: WAY ahead of ya! Transfer all power to the phasers and give ‘em everything we’ve got!!!!!!!!!!

CREW: Aye, Captain!

Anybody out there? Anybody there?

Does anybody wonder, anybody care?

Oh, I just wanna know

If you’re really there and you really care

F-F-F-Foolin’ ah, F-F-F-Foolin’

F-F-F-Foolin’ ah, F-F-F-Foolin’

Oh, I just wanna know

If you’re really there and you really care

F-F-F-Foolin’ ah, F-F-F-Foolin’

No F-F-F-Foolin’, ah F-F-F-Foolin’

I’m not foolin myself

I’m not foolin myself

I’m not foolin myself

I’m not foolin myself

KRYSTAL: Fox, I want to thank you for saving my life, twice.

 

FOX: Not a problmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……….

 

[Krystal and Fox kiss longer than before, and it’s more like a French kiss]

 

KRYSTAL: That was a thank you.

 

FOX:[Looks dizzy] Lucky me.

 

[They kiss again]

 

 

THE END!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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