MAXIMUM WARP: A BALTO, STARFOX, STAR TREK CROSS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PLANET CORNELIA: ORBIT

 

 

[Explosion]

 

CPT. KALTAG: Damage report!

 

HELM: Shields at 85% sir!

 

CPT. KALTAG: Grrrrr, spin her around, lock phasers and FIRE!

 

TACTICAL: Sir!

 

[His ship, the Starship Altimus, quickly spins around]

 

CPT. KALTAG: HOLY CRAP!

 

[A massive armada of Klingon cruisers]

 

CPT. KALTAG: Oh…………PERFECT!

 

[A series of laser blasts rip through the Klingon fleet]

 

CPT. KALTAG: Huh?

 

FOX [over radio]: Looks like you need a hand.

 

CPT. KALTAG: Fox McCloud, you old rat!

 

[Fox laughs]

 

CPT. KALTAG: Load the photon torpedoes and fry those lizards!

 

[Two missiles fly off and blow up the lead ship]

 

KLINGON LEADER: FALL BACK, RETREAT!

 

2nd OFFICER: Sir, the Klingons have gone into a full retreat!

 

CPT. KALTAG: Yes! Hey, Fox thanks for the help my man.

 

FOX: Not at all, not at all.

 

CPT. KALTAG: So, any plans?

 

FOX: Well, there’s something we need to talk about.

 

CPT. KALTAG: Understood.

 

 

PLANET CORNELIA: SURFACE

 

CPT. KALTAG: So, my friend. What can do ya for?

 

FOX: It’s my team.

 

CPT. KALTAG: Yeah, what about them?

 

FOX: They sort of….. kinda………..

 

CPT. KALTAG: Left you ta rot?

 

FOX: Yup. Falco, Slippy, Peppy, Krystal, all of ‘em.

 

CPT, KALTAG: WHO?

 

FOX: Krystal, she’s new.

 

CPT. KALTAG: Ah, so…………… You have a girlfriend. [Takes a drink of water]

 

FOX: Actually, yes

 

[Kaltag does a spit take]

 

CPT. KALTAG: [Coughs] OK THAT I didn’t expect!

 

FOX: I need help to find them.

 

CPT. KALTAG: Well, kid looks like you’ve got yourself a search party.

 

FOX: Thanks, man.

 

 

 

THE SEARCH:

 

[The Great Fox and the Altimus cruise by]

 

FOX: Activate warp gate.

 

R.O.B: Affirmative.

 

[Fox’s ship flies into the gate]

 

CPT. KALTAG: All right, let’s roll!

 

CREW: SIR!

 

KALTAG: Plot a course, maximum warp!

 

TECH: To Sauria, sir?

 

KALTAG: As Captain Picard used to say…………..Make it so.

 

[The starship rockets through space]

 

 

SAURIA: SURFACE

 

[A young, blue vixen pushes through the dense foliage]

 

KRYSTAL: It’s got to be here somewhere.

 

[Finds a staff projecting out of the ground.]

 

KRYSTAL: Yes!

 

[Looks into the sky, sees a reflection of Fox in a cloud]

 

KRYSTAL: Oh, Fox. Why did I leave you?

 

[A series of flashbacks of the good times the team had, but mostly her times with Fox.]

 

[Krystal sighs romantically]

 

STARSHIP ALTIMUS

 

KALTAG: Anything?

 

RADAR DUDE: Yes, sir. We’ve found Krystal.

 

KALTAG: Jackpot!

 

GREAT FOX: BRIDGE

 

KALTAG OVER RADIO: Great Fox, this is Altimus, over.

 

[Fox picks up radio]

 

FOX: Altimus, this is Great Fox, over

 

KALTAG: We’ve found Krystal on Sauria.

 

FOX [thinking]: Oh, thank God! [Talking] We will arrive shortly.

 

KALTAG: Roger, Wilco, over.

 

ALTIMUS: BRIDGE

 

STUPID CREW GUY: Who’s Roger and Wilco?

 

KALTAG: [Raises eyebrow]

 

SAURIA: ORBIT

 

KALTAG: We’re planning to send down a landing party.

 

FOX: Could you send down one more?

 

KALTAG: [smug grin] I think we could make arrangements.

 

SAURIA: SURFACE

 

[A series of shuttlecraft land near the valley]

 

[Kaltag walks out holding a Type 3 phaser]

 

KALTAG: Beta Squad, check the valley if you find her, report here ASAP.

 

BETA LEADER: Sir!

 

[The squad scans the valley, they hear a loud racket, and they follow the noise, revealing Krystal being held captive by a group of alien cyborgs]

 

BETA 3: [whispers] Borg.

 

 

THE SURPRISE RESCUE:

 

KALTAG: BORG?!?

 

BETA 3: Yes sir, we found them by the river.

 

KALTAG: All right, lock and load people!

 

FOX: What’s wrong?

 

KALTAG: It’s Krystal, she’s got company. Borg.

 

FOX: Oh no.

 

KALTAG: We’re loadin’ up to head down there.

 

FOX: Wait! I’ve got a better plan.

 

[Fox, Kaltag, and the others gather in a football style huddle]

 

[Five minutes later]

 

KALTAG: Right.

 

FOX: OK, 1, 2, 3

 

ALL: BREAK!

 

[Down in the valley, two Borg stand in front of Krystal, Fox walks up]

 

BORG #1: Halt!

 

FOX: I’d like to see your captive, I am unarmed.

 

BORG #2: All right, but make it fast!

 

[Fox walks forward, Krystal looks up]

 

KRYSTAL: Fox?!

 

FOX: Yeah, it’s me. Krystal, I need to tell you something.

 

KRYSTAL: [Looks up with romantic eyes] Yes?

 

FOX: I……..I

 

KRYSTAL: [Puts her hand on Fox’s mouth] No need, I know what you’re going to say. And I say the same to you.

 

KALTAG: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hundreds of troops appear over the side of the valley and open fire with their type 3 phasers.]

 

KALTAG: Fox, Krystal catch! [Throws two blasters]

 

[Both grab the blasters]

 

KALTAG: OK, Fox give ‘em NO MERCY!!

 

FOX: ALL RIGHT!

 

KALTAG: Falcon Squadron, get us off this rock!

 

FALCON LEADER: Sir!

 

[Three shuttlecraft pick up Kaltag and his troops, Fox jumps in his Arwing, Krystal is taken up by a fourth shuttlecraft.]

 

KALTAG: Hey, Fox you doin OK?

 

FOX: Yeah, I’m good.

 

KALTAG: Roger.

 

 

RECEIVING END:

 

GREAT FOX: BRIDGE

 

FOX: [Thinking] Thank God she’s safe

KRYSTAL: You too.

 

FOX: Huh?

 

KRYSTAL: Nothing.

 

[Radio static]

 

[Fox picks up the radio]

 

KALTAG: Hey, Fox?

 

FOX: Yeah?

 

KALTAG: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, WE’VE GOT COMPANY!!!

 

FOX: What kind?

 

KALTAG: Like an armada of Borg Cubes heading straight for us!

 

FOX: Oh, not good.

 

HELM: Captain!

 

KALTAG: Yo.

 

HELM: Another target has appeared!

 

KALTAG: Position?

 

HELM: From the POV of the Great Fox, .00.

 

KALTAG: [whispers] Right above them.

 

[Kaltag looks at the ship, and picks up the radio]

 

KALTAG: F-F-F-FO-FFO-FOX?

 

FOX: Yeah.

 

KALTAG: Looks like a scaly friend of yours decided to make a social call!

 

FOX: Who, Leon?

 

KALTAG: Bigger, nastier, and a WHOLE lot angrier!

 

FOX: Scales.

 

KALTAG: Better believe it.

 

SCALES: KRYSTAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

KALTAG: Oh, Shismaref.

 

[Scales’ ship fires four cables that wrap around the Great Fox]

 

KALTAG: Okay, NOW I’M TICKED!!

 

KRYSTAL: Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxx!

 

FOX: KRYSTAL!

 

KALTAG: OPEN FIRE!!

 

[The Altimus fires on Scales’ galleon]

 

SCALES: RETURN FIRE!!!!!

 

[Fireballs and phaser blasts fly in-between the two ships]

 

FOX: Whoa. Never seen Kaltag like this.

 

KRYSTAL: Ever?

 

FOX: Nope, never.

 

KALTAG: STATUS!!

 

HELM: Our shields are at 75% and dropping fast!

 

KALTAG: Fox, we’re losing shields fast!

 

FOX: Copy, ROB get the cannons in range!

 

R.O.B: Affirmative.

 

[The Great Fox turns around and fires on the galleon]

 

[The galleon explodes]

 

SCALES: CURSE YOU FOX MCCLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

KALTAG: YEAH THAT TAUGHT HIM!!

 

FOX: YES!!

 

[Krystal, to Fox’s surprise ends up in his arms and muzzle to muzzle]

 

BOTH: Mmmmmmmmmmmm…………..

 

R.O.B: [Fox and Krystal kissing in the background] No comment.

 

 

WOUNDED BIRD:

ALTIMUS: CAPTIAN’S QUARTERS

 

 

[Fox and Kaltag are talking]

 

KALTAG: Well, Fox-o looks like you’ll be kept busy for a while

 

[Fox nods]

 

[Knock, Knock]

 

OFFICER: Sir, we’re approaching Cordius III.

 

KALTAG: Very good.

 

CORDIUS III: ORBIT

 

FALCO: I got you now you little rat!

 

LEON: Heh, I don’t think so!!

 

[Leon spins his Wolfen around pointing at Falco’s Arwing]

 

LEON: EAT THIS!!!!!!!

 

[Leon charges his Nova, only to be on the receiving end of Fox’s Nova]

 

FALCO: What the……………

 

FOX: This makes the 4th time I’ve saved you feathery carcass, Lombardi!

 

FALCO: Fox?! What are you doin’ here?!

 

FOX: Savin’ your butt what does it look like I’m doin’!

 

FALCO: WHEN I GET OVER THERE!

 

KALTAG: All right, BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!

 

KRYSTAL: Falco, get off his back!

 

FALCO: OK, OK Jeez!

 

KALTAG: Smooth……………….

 

KRYSTAL: [Giggles] such a flatterer!

 

 

THE TOAD, HIS GIRL, AND A BIG BOOM!

 

AQUATIUS: SURFACE

 

SLIPPY: Wow, you’re amazing

 

[His girlfriend giggles]

 

FOX: Psssst! Slip, over here!

 

SLIPPY: FOX?! That you?

 

FOX: No, it’s the Easter Bunny. OF COURSE IT’S ME YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SLIPPY: What are you doing here?

 

FOX: [Scoffs] getting you out of here!

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