*Ahem* There was once a little orange doggy that pulled a sled

*Ahem* There was once a little orange doggy that pulled a sled. All of sudden a black and white Siberian husky dropped out of the sky and fell on the puppy.He

had one blue eye and one brown eye. “I’m rather attractive,” he announced,which

was true. The husky was lean and muscular. His name was Max. A macho name

for a husky if I ever heard one.

The orange dog got up. Max wrinkled his nose[although dogs tend not to do that] and asked: “Who are you?” The little puppy replied: “I’m Sasnay.I’m the guy you squished.” Our hero(Max) was put off by Sasnay’s eccentric name. He saw that Sasnay

was pulling a sled for a woman called “Snow Queen”. Snow Queen looked like she was drawn by a little girl in a tantrum showing her friend how ugly she(her friend) is. The sled had Sasnay pulling it with a bunch of empty harnesses. So Max slipped under

one of the harnesses and helped to pull the sled. He ran hard. Max did a double take at

Sasnay. “What makes you think you can pull the sled?” he inquired. The pooch rolled

his chocolate coloured eyes. “I’m part of the team genius.”

The Snow Queen stopped the sled. “ That’s enough resting,” she yelled to something under the blanket on the sled. So a mean-looking Pitbull galloped out.

He ignored Max and slipped into the lead harness. He was followed by an old

Scottish Terrier female, a cute Jack Russel, a female Daschund and a kindly Beagle.

The pitbull’s name was Spike.The rest’s names were(in the same order) Kean,

Jack, Lileau and Bravestar. The intro is now over.

The team ran fast but were soon sweating and in the need of Gatorade.

All except two. Those two were Spike and Max. “My legs weren’t made for this,”

complained Kean from beside Max. Max smirked. They were getting close to Nenana

so then they could return to Nome. But then they were halted once again by an enormous

white and auburn husky. This was the great Saba, daughter of Balto(please note here that

Saba and Balto are trademark names of Universal pictures). Spike gasped and kneeled,

Followed by the rest of the team. “Oh Saba, we worship you,” said Lileau with an air of humbleness. “I thought Spike was meant to say that,” whispered Bravestar.

Saba was licking herself with her bottom facing the the puppies. Then she turned around and emitted a scream. She hid behind a tree. “Whoa spaz! We’re just puppies,” said Jack. So the team decided to follow her. “Don’t look!” screamed Saba.

She moaned and wailed. “Oh it’s all over the place!!” she complained,”And it’s so gross.” Bravestar opened his mouth and then gave a sympathetic look. Saba

started sobbing and crying. “This can’t be happened,” she spluttered through

tears. “What is wrong?” asked Spike. “Major,” she started. “Major.” The crowd gasped.

“Major.”Everybody held their breath, waiting for her to say what was so major.

“Majormajormajormajormajor”, Saba paused to come out from behind the tree with a hair elastic. “Hair problem.” She did her fur back in a ponytail. Max wrinkled his cute

little nose again. “I didn’t know dogs could have ponytails,” he said.

Anyhoo, back at the Snow Queen’s evil lair the team had a nap. Actually it

wasn’t just the team, but a bunch of other dogs too. There are too many to name.

“This ice is pretty icey and cold,” complained Max, who was used to the lovely

warm temperature at altitudes of 4,500 ft. in the sky where he came from. “Welcome

to my world!” replied Sasnay. But then Max beat Sasnay up because the husky

demanded respect.Sasnay whimpered and curled his gold & yellow body up.

Spike whacked Max and said: “Don’t beat him up.Leave me to do that.”

Despite being disturbed by the feroscious battle, Sasnay decided to

join in. Well that’s how uncastrated dogs are: sometimes they just gotta

kill something. Despite being old, Kean joined in. She still had some oomph in

her.(Don’t worry. Nobody dies. They just get really bad booboos).Jack wanted

to bite something really bad, so he got involved. Lileau did not join. She just

egged everybody on.

Bravestar was distressed. This was primarily because he’s

a pansy.Kean chewed on Sasnay’s leg. But then she howled in pain because Spike

bit her. The old girl massaged her back and laced Spike’s chops for lack of respect.

“Get in there wimp!” shrieked Lileau, kicking Bravestar into the fighting heap

of five. The poor Beagle had never been in a scrap before, so he was creamed.

“Why are you calling me a wimp?!” spluttered Bravestar. So Lileau joined in

too.

Well in the end, they stopped fighting and shook hands. Everyone was okay. They continued to pull the sled happily, taking The Daily Evilness newspaper

to Nenana every Tuesday. They became friends with Saba and Balto, and they all

agreed that fighting is bad.Happily ever after, The End. Blah blah blah.

 

P.S. Saba and Balto, like I said, are copyright names of Universal Pictures.

The Snow Queen is copyright of Disney.And the rest of the characters

are mine, so don’t you forget it!

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