you for family, then theyte not gonna heve Aids and cancer!” Granny stapped grass and rainbow to a table that appeared outta nowhere. She took out a scaple, a stitching needle and some other doctor stuff. “I was a veteran doctor in the wars.”
“But aids and cancer are incurable!” Aluna said, fartong.
“I'll find a cure, even if I have to use this” Gfranny took out a nucleatr boomb.
Hours after surgery, in the end Gtranny made it worse.
“Oh no!” Aluinsda said. “They'll die in 24 hours if we don't do anything!”
“No shit” Granny said. “I told you you should've gotten them Life Alert+.”
“I just remenered” Marrowch said. “Teh doctors dsaid Shooplah has the magic touch”
“The magic touch?!” Granny said. “That's the only thing that could save them! Macock, Assalunast, you must go find Shooplah. Quickly!” She said. “They have less than 24 hours to live”
“Assalunat?” Aluna asked.
“Your new name” Granny said. “Now move it you fat whore!”
Aluna and Mackor set off and ran to find Shooplah. But first they had sex. Then Granny hit them both with her battle axe. Then they ran off away from Granny and had sex. But granny fired bow and arrows at them. Then they knew Granny would watch them no matter where thy went. So they went to find shooplah. They had less than 23 hours left.
The evenin had just arivied from vacation.
Aluna looked at Marock for answers. Marock looked at Aluna for answers. They were on a misson to find Shooplah, who was only to motnhs old. Shooplah's parints, Grass and Rainbow had cancer and aids. Grass had cancer, Rianbow had aids. Only Shooplah could save them with the magis touch. But Marock and Aluna s had to find her firest, cous Shooplah ran away becous she was only to months old. Maorck got her pregnant. Shooplah was only to months old.
“I want to suck weeweenie,” Marokc said, but I cant because we have to ifnd Shooplah”.
“U know” Aluna said. “I feel sorry for myself too”
“Its awlasays about you” Marock said. “u u u u u u”
“I know” Aluna criemd, sobed. “I love your fat swreaty dik.”
“wanna have text?” Marock said.
“Granny;s watching us!: Aluna said.
“oh shut, thats wright!” Marocked said.
“We hav les tan 23 owrs left” Alunsa daisd.
“FUCKCKCCKCKCCKKCCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCCK” Marockd had an erection. Aluna noticed this, and blushed.
“Whats wrong!” Aluna said.
“My peepee hurts! Its stiffle!” Marock said, shaking his dick around. He slapped Aluna wit hit, then blushed.
“I know a cure!” Aluna said.
“What?!” Marock saidf.
“you have to fuck a rock” Aluna sniggled./
“Sounds painful” Amrock said. “But im mandly! Ill do it!” And marcko fucked the rock like he never fucked before. Which made Aluna horny.
“Fuck me instead!”
“Hell no, the rock is better at this then u” Maarock continued. Then granny had enough and threw a bomb at marcko and it tore his ear off.
“owwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeererererererererereoooo” Mrarock said.
“u deservd it. Lets go find souplah” Aluna took a shit.
“can you give me inspurashun?” Marock asked.
“not after u compare me to a rock and the rocks bettur” Aluna walked off. Marcko desieded it would be bettur to splet up to fiend shoopdalah,
Shooplah was laying on the ground. It was time for her to give borth. She went into laybur. She farted, then felt better. And then came out shit. Shooplah was surprised.
“WHERE'S ,Y BABIES!” She saod. She stood up, then looked onder her, and what she saw............... IT was coming towards her. IT tackled her than raped her again. Shooplah cried out in pain. Far far awat, in a . Aluna herd Shopplahs cry. She vcalled MAROCK, then off they wenyt to get Shooplah.
“WAIT! I NEED MORE INSPIRATION!” Maorck said. Aluna showed him her boobs, then ran off. Along the way, they met a Baboon.
“What do u want?!”: Aluna said. The baboob looked at her.
“Shooplah is only to months old. You must save her!”
“But HOW?!” Aluna said.
“Only the lone Hero can dsave her,” THE bABOOB SAID.
“Who's that??” Aluna said. The Baboob ran off.
“Me,!” Maorkc said. “I;m the LONE HERO. I know wut I must do!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOE!” Aluna said. “What must you do?” she said. Marock ignored her, then ran to Shooplah. Shooplah is only to months old.
Aluna and Marock saw Shooplah being raped.
“HELP ME!” Shooplah said. Marock spranged in akshun. He leaped at a rock, then hit the rock with his head and bionged to IT, hittinh IT in ITS face. IT Screeeeeeeched, then released Shooplah. IT growled at Marock, then grabbed him by thre ear and ran off with Maorck.
“NO!” Aluna said. Shooplah was only to months old. Shooplah got up from, then cried.
“Aluan?! What are you fdoing here?” Shooplah said. “,Maroxck is fddead!” Shooplah said. Aluna cried.
“I came to bring you home. Your parints need you@!”
“Why?” Shooplah said, askigm.
“Grass has cancer, and Rainbow has aids!” Aluna said.
“NOOOOOOO!” Shooplah said. “What can I do about it?” Shooplah said. Shooplah was only to motnhs old. Aluna told jer/
“you have the magis touch,” Aluna said. “you can heal them like GDO!”
“i do? I can? How? I'm only to months old!”
“Most people with magic touch ar emostly manladies. They grow a penis when most needede.d ed.” Aluna said. Shooplah looke dat her crotch. Three was something sticking out . Rainbow anf Marock had one. A DICK! Shooplah was scared, then excited. She had half a vagina too. A peegina! Shioooplah was proud.
“ok Alunad,” Shopplah said. “I'll go!”
“They only have 22 owrs left to live!”
“Ok,” Shooplah saidl. “What about Marorck?” se said.
“he sacraficied himselv for u....” Aluna said.l she cried.
“Don;t worry, ho,” Shooplah said. “Now lets go before my parints die!” she said.
“Ok,” Aluna said. ALUNA said.
It took them 21 hours and 57 minures to get home. They got lost. Only Marrow new the right way home, but hwe was no longer with them.
“there you bitches are!” Grammy said. She looked at Shooplah.
“SHOOPLAH, GRASS AND RAINBOW HAVE ONLY 3 MORE MINUTS TO LIVE!” Aluna said.
“No shit,” Granny said. They wasted 2 minittes walking to grass and rainbow..
“Shooplah!” Aluna said. “ypu have only 1 ,minut left!” Aluna said.
“no shit,” granny said.
“you must choose one NOW!” Aluna sia.d.
“I cannt choose!” Shooplah said.
“FUUUCK!” Granny said. Granny turned to Aluna.
“Where's marock?” she said.
“he's dead,” Aluna said, criying like a tooot.
“shit!” Granny said. “well he was a brave young sorrow,”
Aluna cried her eyes out. Shooplah looked at her parents. Both looked at her like “SAVE ME” But Shooplah had to only chooose one of them, and she couldnt do that bevause she loved them. Shopplah cried.
“I CANT CHOOS,E BUT I HAS TOO!” Shooplah said.
Midnight had just came. Time was ticking and there was only 30 seconds left before Gras and rainbow died. (If you havent red my other chaps then go read them so you will understad)Shooplah had to deside now and then who to save, Grass or Rainbow. You see, Shooplah had the magic touch. That is, she could save anyone wo was in a near death crysis. However, as time ticked pasted, Shooplah was running out of time to save both of them.
“Choose alredy!” Granny yelled.
“I cant!” Shooplah cried. “I cant only choose one!”
“If it helps...choose Grass” Rainbow said, hanging his head down.
“No! I wont choose only one of you!” Shooplah yelled.
“Only 10 seconds!” Aluna screeched.
“No shit!” Granny yelled. “Shooplah, grow some balls like a real man and choose already!”
'I don't want to!' Shooplah thought, crying. 'Growing some balls would be nice but I cant choose between my mom and dad!'
“5..” Aluna whimpered.
'No...it can't end like this!' Shooplah thought, still crying.
“4..” Aluna continued.
'I...I can't let both of them die....' Shooplah thought
“3...”
'This..is all my fault'
“2...”
'I could've saved them if I hadn't acted so stupidly'
“1!”
All of a sudden, Granny rammed into Shooplah, causing Shooplah to crash into Rainbow, saving his life by the last second using the magic touch. Shooplah noticed she was on top of her father and got up.
“Time's up...” Aluna said, tears coming from her eyes. “And Grass is...” They all looked at Grass, who was laying on the floor, dead as a pickle.
“No!” Shooplah cried. “Not Gass!”
“Its too late” Granny said, hanging her head. “I never liked Grass anyways”
“Granny!” Aluna yelled, slapping her
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