AN: I do not tolerate insults. If you wanna bitch (its a G rated word since its for female dogs) about my works you can kiss my ass, because your words will be lost. Thanks to everyone who made positive comments on K/K and D/R fics and no thanks to bigots and D/K shippers. Not that I have anything against D/K, but sadly every single K/D shipper is a fanatical bastard who can't get over the fact D/R is actually CANON and non-straight love isn't imoral. A possible exception is DragonTamer, but even he can be mean sometimes. No offense of course, since he actually supported many of my shamefull fanfics which fortunately are deleted by me and me alone.

Anyway, lets go to the story.

It was a peacefull day in Nome. The winter had just finished, and on the permafrost remained as the main body of ice, as the surface was wet. Wet, wet, wet, wet. There was mud too. Lots of mud. Snow mud. That kind of mud that gets stuck to your fur/feathers/hair/whatever other integrument. In fact there was more mud in Nome then there ever was. A flood in fact. Many people died. According to the fandom, nobody cares since the focus are the dogs. Cats, foxes and birds who died are ignored, as dogs didn't suffered any losses. I think. Anyway, Balto was in the beach. There was no mud there, only sand. He was resting peacefully on the boat while Boris and Stella were taking care of their chicks. Stella wasn't around, but Boris knew how faithfull she was so he didn't bothered. Interestingly most of the chicks were brown coloured, even though thats not on Boris' genetic code....

Jenna walked towards Balto. She had just returned from her owner's house who are a bunch of ungratefull bastards because Balto saved their daughter and yet he is still on the street. Anyway Jenna saw Balto asleep and decided to play a little prank because according to some fanfics thats what couples are supposed to do. Jenna climbed soundless like a cat the deck of the boat (I know nothing about boats so I have no reason to write this fic accurately), and there she sighted her prey. If this was a mature fanfic I suppose whatever I wrote next would drive fans to their own sick little fantasies regarding dogs, but this is PG rated so this will take a children apropriate aproach. Anyway, she was just behind Balto...and she howled. The loudest howl ever heard in Nome since Ralph got bitten by a seal a week ago. Behind mountains and forests, an owl heard it and, sighing, flew towards Nome.

With this occuring, you would expect Balto to be scared and then turning around to face Jenna and saying "Jeepers, you scared me honey!". Actually, that did not happen. Balto had a heart attack. Very anti-climatic. ANYWAY Jenna called for help, and help came in the form of a russian waterfowl and his chicks. It was very hard for them to carry Balto to the veterinarian, but I suppose they found a piece of wood with a rope attached to it or something. Afterwards (haha, I didn't said "anyway" :P) , Jenna and Boris went fast towards the vet. They entered the office, where Nome's animals' best friend was.

"Hello Jenna! Hello comatose Balto!"

Doctor Voldemort was a new guy in Nome, who had no nose and had red eyes. He was very kind to animals, specially snakes, and he could speak in dog language because thats just convinient and saves a lot of time for me. He was wearing a black mantle that was supper tolerant towards cold temperatures. He was also a goth, a brilliant move on my part because no one ever thought of goths in a totally inapropriate context *coughMyImmortalcough*. Jenna and pretty much all good characters in this fic are also goffic to some extent (or they would if they were humans; after all dogs do not wear clothes), while the bad guys are preps. That love Hannah Montana.

"Doctor, please help! My mate had a heart attack for the first time in his 13 years!"

"Oh my, I suppose thats awfull. I will cure him with my retanjutsu!"

Voldemort then drew a satanic alchemy circle on Balto's chest. It then glow and Balto was cured! Our hero then began slowly waking up, and the first thing he saw was...you can say it was Jenna.

"My love, please don't scare the crap out of me again!"

"I'm sorry Balto I just couldn't resist I'm sorry!"

Jenna then began to act like a Marry Sue and began to cry and Balto nuzzled her with luv and all was fine again. She then thanked Voldemort for curing her mate and payed with with a thousand yens she kept on her fur. They both then walked out of the clinic and went to eat some left overs from a cheap restaurant. Jenna was very happy, but Balto seemed a bit sad. Worried about her mate, she nuzzled him and asked him why he was with such a frowning face when he should be happy or something.

"Jenna, while I was comatose, I had a dream. I know it was probably just a dream, but everything seemed so real! I can't believe this didn't meant anything. Jenna, I think something very horrible and terrible and horrific and terrific and catastrophic will happen and I'm afraid we will all get hurt!"

"Balto, I don't believe in that dream crap, but I want you to know I'm always here for you."

She nuzzled him and he smiled faintly.

"So, what was the dream about?"

"I was there, laying upon a piece of ice in the cold northern sea. The waters were black and deep, a wild abyss beneath the waves spread across the waters, extending from noth to south, east to west. The sky was black as well, with only the light of the stars and of the Aurora Borealis iluminating enough for the eye to see. Ice stood from the deep waters, in icebergs that reached the clouds, spread across the four corners of the sea. The mtelic reflexes of the light..."

"Balto, don't use purple prose please?"

"Thing is, I was there, alone in the sea. Normally I'd feel cold, judging by the landscape, but cold I was not. In fact the air was warm, hot even, and if I didn't had fur I would be naked. I was in such heat in the darkness that I took a dive...and the water was so cold my fur froze and fell off. Which was good, since I could climb unto the ice and not overheat. Thing is, the ice was melting, and the water was so cold, and I could not risk pneumonia, so I jumped to another piece of ice, which was melting as well. After 3 hours of jumping I reached a stable platform, an abandoned boat with the corpses of children laying upon it. Suddenly the northern lights became insanely intense, to the point I got blind from one eye. From it an eerie call came, and a wing beat signalised the presence of an albatross. The holy bird soared gracefully above me, giving threee circling routes before landing right behind me. It was glowing with white light. I thought it  was good, because light is always good despiste the fact it causes blindness, droughts, solar cancer, etc., but girl I was wrong. The bird cackled evily, and its eyes became white. 'Thou shalt watch thy offspring' he said in an old english accent because every villian is british and I thought it just looked cool, 'for I am God. Thou shalt worship my image on the sinneful pagan Nome, or death shall fall upon thy son and thy daughter. Thy daughter might be outside of Nome in Russia, but I Lord God can make thy wolven brethren behave nastily. After all thy fandom has tons of rape fics, and please note that thy word is actually G rated, so please do not attack this inoccent tale thy moderator'. After that the bird took off, cackling evily and throwing light balls at a flock of blackbirds, burning them to death. The light then turn off, only for the water to glow. I then so the most outrageously violent imagery in my whole life, regarding my sons and daughters. Poor Kodi was the one who suffered more, and I saw a particularly weird picture of Fred Phelps wearing his skin. Oh Jenna, I'm so scared! What if my pupies die?"

"Balto, don't be silly, this is a kids franchise! Why the hell would something like that happen to us? I mean, the fandom doesn't even tolerate K/K fics, so there's no way of violence to occur in this fic. Now lets eat some kittens and not getting punished cos we're dogs!"

Smiling, Balto went with Jenna to eat scraps. Even though, according to the first sequel, the ungratefull jerks of Nome forgot about Balto's doings and probably still hate him and are laughing at his back.

AN: SO DID U LIEK DA STOREY!? I WILL ONLY FINISH IT IF U GIV REVIOWS!!!!!!!!!!!