''As big as you are, you'd imagine you'd have a larger brain.''
''Quiet, you! I know I'm stronger than you, and /much/ more famous than you are!''
''Uh huh. Thaaaat's becauuuse you're a liar. You lie to everyone. And unlike you, I can survive without fame just fine. Thanks for your concern though.''
''No.. no! That's wrong! I see right through you, Izaya!''
''See through what, Steele? A non-existent facade? Heh. Sorry buddy, I'm fortunately nothing like you.''
''You're just trying to ruin my career, spreading your stupid rumors about me..''
''Oh! Oh, I see. So this is about your /career/. What, ya got ants in your pants? Runnin' around like a kiddie on a playground going ''Ooh, ooh, pretty snow, pretty scenery!''. I see. Should'a figured. Or wait, is it that you are /nothing/ without your career? Hmm~ Think I struck gold..''
''It has nothing to do with that! I do it to show a good game with inspiring competition.. I'm everything, with or without my career!''
''Ahahah. Oh golly, you're a card. I know what you did with that Chow Chow in the gorge when you had a temper tantrum like a frickin' baby who didn't get what they want. Did that leg taste like chicken?''
''WHAT?! That's bull, how did you- What are you talking about?!''
''Oh? What's this? Why so defensive now?''
''How did you even know about that?!''
''I have eyes everywhere, Steele.. Perhaps you should reconsider your thick-headed actions next time, hmm? before everyone knows the truth.''
''I don't care. Tell anyone you want, but it's not you who has the most valuable token right around your /neck/.''
''Hmm~ I'll only see it as valuable when it chokes ya.''
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bromance at its finest, everybody
its kinda like a rap battle without the rap but if someone does do that ill give you every penny i own
Izaya © Crowe.
Steele © Universal