Some jokes:

There was just a dog fight

 A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

 

A burglar in Big Trouble

 A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

 

This dog is acting bad

 While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"

To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him."

Dislikes: people who act like they're all that,leeches

Likes: meh buddys,pop,my dogs,

I'm all ways nice but...if you get me angry watch out.In other words,I'm like Jenna but if you get me angry I'm like Steele.

My friends are:

Nyte - buddeh!!!*waves*

wolftrick - friend *smiles at her*

Steele rox - buddeh! *huggles*

blackearth - Cuz-FOR REAL!

fle bag - friend *pokes wit fork*

doglover - best bud *hugs*

Bluewolf! - buddeh *waves*

m&mII - REBEL BUDDY! *puts an arm around him*

Silverfoxwolf - REBEL BUDDY!*glomps*

Lash - Cuz - FOR REAL!

if I missed anybody please Pm me and tell me.

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Well,you should be going now.SHOO SHOO!*chases you out of profile* lol