YEAH! TOAST! >D
-flings toast at-

*Dies*

Ho boy... here we go.

*Runs out of his house, chases after Near, steals the cow, makes a cheezburger, chases after Near some more, watches Near eat the bacon, then... I forgot. XD*
You SUCK, Near!
3.31.10
*Someone screams in anger in the background...*

*shakes his head sadly* nothing works these days

*escapes in the nick of time, gets on Light plane, hides in his closet until he leaves, takes page, and cow. Makes bacon, then eats it, along with the page*
HAHAHA.
*03/31/10*

Ow! No! It's AMERICA, I can do what I want! XDD

*buys a ticket, flies to Mexico, rips the paper out of Near's hand, laughs, steals the cow, flies back to his house, blows it up with a nuclear bomb, and then runs like hell*

NEVER~
3.31.10
*...Need I say what's in the background?*

o.o *coughs* *falls over* sorry Mello!

*rescues it from the fire, stitches his wound somehow O.o; then flees and moves to Mexico with an ant farm and a cow named Mabel*
No YOU give up, Light >:3
*03/31/10*

*grabs Near's head and Light's head then smashes them together* both of you shut up! It's my page xD

NOOO! *screams in anger, then cuts Near open with a knife and steals it out of his stomach, then sets it on fire with a match*
Give it up, Near
-3.31.10
At 3:27 PM

~Enjoy

*taps into the safe with his genius skills and steals it again, eating it whole* HAHA!
*03/31/10*

*Light rips it back out and locks it in his personal safe, then swallows the key*
3.31.10
{At 3:22 PM}
*Another maniac laughter in the background*

*Near steals the page back and hides it in his closet* o.O
*03/31/10*

Light has conquered this page:
3.30.10

*maniacal laughter in the distance*

Near was here! >:3 *03/23/10* ~