Ahhh, I love him long time. C:

Name: Samuel Deuce

Age: 3 1/2 years

Gender: Male

Breed: Komodor x English Cocker spaniel

Parents:Sarecrow and Delphia

Siblings; Bobbi, Hendrix, Brandy

Personality: Probably the most sardonic, cynical, self-righteous dog you're ever likely to  meet. Concerned only with himself, his only goal seems to be increasing his own status or further bettering himself - because of this he is a cunning oppurtunist who will devise anything to manipulate his way out of a crisis. Extremely intelligent and with an ego to boot...

He possesses an amazing and seemingly endlesss scathing wit, and using his wonderful use of the English language  is usually equipped with numerous saracastic put-downs, which often go over the heads of the 'idiots' they are directed at. Prides himself on being a master of dry, subtle humour. Never misses an oppurtunity to interject razor-sharp wit. His common facial expression is either one of exaggerated suprise, or an arrogant smirk, at the stupidity of others.

Likes:Himself, himself, himself, feeling superior, girls...did I also mention he likes himself?

Dislikes:sticky situations, stupidity, dogs of a "higher" class than him, dogs of a "lower" class than him

Fears: a stray uprising (lol), meeting a clone of himself - they would probably end up killing eachother.

History: Has lived the "good life" in London, England, for as long as he can remeber, which of course, suits him just fine, but there are quite a few dogs around who are richer than him, but he views them with the same contempt as he does dogs who are below his satus, outwitting them whenever possible, and often manipulating the well-meaning but dumb ones to get his own way, without them even realising - as he says it's all "harmless fun".

Has a past mate called Cho who he still sees quite regularly, but is quite the womanizer and is at the minute smitten with a pretty  young female called Lynette, and can't contemplate why she has so far resisted his advances, since he is under the impression that it is impossible for any girl to resist his charm for long - the thought that she just isn't interested hasn't even crossed his mind. :P

Other: Was inspired and based off the tv series character Edmund Blackadder, and if you don't know who he is, here are a few quotes to help you get more of a jist of what his humour's like ( it might be a bit confusing if you haven't watched all the series, since they're scraps of dialougue from across the whole thing XD):

When talking about Balderick's entry in a talent show:"The only decent impression he could ever  do is of a man with no talent."

"It’s so dirty, it would be unacceptable to a dung beetle that had lost interest in its career and really let itself go.”

“That’s about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering a gas bill tied to it.”

"Everything really does go over your head, doesn't it George? You should go to Jamaica and be a limbo dancer."

In Blackadder Goes Forth, when he is an army general writing a letter - "'We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping."

Hag: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wise Woman. First, she is...a woman, and second, she is...
Edmund: Wise?
Hag: Oh! You know her then?
Edmund: No, just a wild stab in the dark, which, is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives?
 

Blackadder: "You are clearly a woman of principle and compassion, mistress eh...?"
Mistress Ploppy: "Ploppy Sir."
Blackadder: "Ah, so you are married to..."
Mistress Ploppy: 'No, many people think that but it's pure coincidence. We did laugh
                             when first we found out. "Good morning" Mistress Ploppy he'd say, and I'd say "good morning ..'
Ploppy and Mistress Ploppy: "...Mr. Ploppy" (both laugh)
Blackadder: "The long winter evenings must just FLY by."  

"Balderick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "Subtle plans are hear again!"

 Baldrick: 'Shall I do my war poem, sir?'
Blackadder: 'How hurt will you be if I give the honest answer, which is, No - I'd rather French-kiss a skunk?"

that's all I can think of at the moment, but you get the jist XD

Relation to Balto: His father Scarecrow had a brief relationship with Dixie. After Sam was bough his owner moved back to England.

He also crushes on Lynette (c) me, who attends behavioural classes with Magna, Steele's grandaughter.

Headshot (c) me

Body pic (c) luckyshamrock (aka wintersong ;P) - edited by me to show the scarf he wears in winter :D