Epic LOL:

*sets pile of cookies outside rock* Shh, be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Adis.... *has net*

Quote Of The Month: Taste my rainbow~

Funniest Conversations Of The Month:

Mark: Okay, you have just insulted my boyfriend.
Trish: You're gay?
Mark: I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

Delphine: You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father.

Jericho: Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid.

Berith: You mean the Teletubbies?

Jericho: The fact that you know what they're called, Berith, truly scares me.

Berith: *shrug* As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You'd be amazed at how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies.

^^^ The above conversation is a short-hand version of a conversation that took place in Sherrilyn Kenyon's 'Dream Warrior'

Slamming Hall of WIN:

Death Blade --> Why hello there. So, I'd like to let you know that degrading /my/ friends will only get you're face chewed off~ If you ever, making ANY sort of pissy, indignant, crude comment to /any/ of my friends, I can promise you that you'll regret it. Indecencies from pathetic, n00blets like yourself, most of the time, are considered to be humorous and all of the older members sit back and enjoy watching you fail in the rp pool, we /love/ to watch your stupid existence fall under the train tracks and the splattering of your body always makes us giggle, but when the insensitive and /stupid/ comments are sent to my friends? Don't you EVER say something again. Never. "RETARDED" in caps, only makes /you/ look like the retard here, and I"d love to watch you get emitted. Because your rping makes me want to shove a lead pipe down my throat until I start choking. It's more than amusing to watch you, but don't go at my friends. You'll regret it.

List of characters, their genders, a couple important facts, and.... Whatever Else I wanna say about them:

Nathius Demon Niom-Male-Demon/God-An incredably tall man who created several races. He is more powerful then 'God' and infact, in my own little universe, he banished God from his(Demon's) planet to earth. Currently, Demon resides in a huge castle with more rooms then a human could explore in ten lifetimes. His pasttimes include baking cookies and singing.

James Alucard Curtis(Alu, Alucard, Allie)-Male-Vampire-Also very tall, he's the son of the most infamous vampire on Hetra(Alu's home planet) and does everything he can to get out of the shadow of his fathers... err... 'glory'. In an alternate universe, he has large black wings, but in this one he is merely immortal and although he can die he will resurect himself after ward.

Marshal(Marsh)-Male-Human?-A tall, chocolate obsessed emo who although is very innocent, would do almost anything to get even a single bar of chocolate, luckily though he has a friend who works in a candy store and supplies him with all his chocolaty needs.

More later.... drawing a blank